February 2011
134 posts
Jeffster!!
I laughed so hard I gave myself an asthma attack.
January 2011
113 posts
If Dr. Seuss Wrote Pornographic Picture Books
glossylalia:
someauthorgirl:
nefariousnewt:
lifeoccupado:
One Fist, Two Fist, Your Fist, His Fist
Horton’s Rear With Lube
Oh, The Places You’ll Come!
Hop On Pop (Naked)
The Cat In The Ass
The Butter Battle Book.
(Needs no alteration.)
The Whorax.
Mr. Brown Can Screw, Can You?
3 tags
That awkward moment when...
you wake up and realize you weren’t actually making out with Nathan Fillion.
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
blodwenn:
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sannarawr:
No joke you can look for yourself xD
obviously!
I approve of this completely. 100%.
This was actually my 4th result but I’m really proud of it so I’m using it anyway
This:
but I also rediscovered this gem (since some of the results were from...
Top 10 Myths About Evolution
ageofreason:
1 If Humans Came From Apes, Why Aren’t Apes Evolving Into Humans?
Humans, apes, and monkeys are only distant evolutionary “cousins.” We come not from apes but from a common ancestor that was neither ape nor human that lived millions of years in the past. In fact, during the last seven million years many human-like species have evolved; some examples include Homo habilis, Homo...
Army: "What do you want on your dog tags, soldier: Protestant, Catholic, or Jew?"
Atheist: "None. I'm an atheist."
Army: "If you are wounded in battle, who should we call: a minister, a priest or a rabbi?"
Atheist: "Call a medic!"
Spell your full name without an... →
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Hut
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JT!
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BZBTHGI
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Baby gender →
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bowiecadmium replied to your post: inessita replied to your post: inessita replied…
I was born two weeks early on my parents’ 2nd wedding anniversary.
Party crashing! Excellent.
More fun birth stories: When my mum was pregnant with…
I came 3 weeks later after 27 hours of labor in...
Jumbled Nonsense: Out of curiosity, Olds, how old... →
tehblackbirdisflying:
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glossylalia:
pileofmonkeys:
I’m 32. Going on 70.
Graduated from high school in 1995.
Got my first email address sophomore year in college; my first cell phone when I was 21.
Are we playing this game? I feel asleep.
I’m 23. Going on AWESOME.
I graduated High…
28 in a few weeks. Going on 50.
...
The GOP's brilliant plan to redefine rape to mean... →
ladyfabulous:
-bobella-:
tehblackbirdisflying:
I can’t even.
That sound you just heard was my head exploding with rage.
What the fucking fuck?
What in the ever-loving fuck is this shit? Absolutely incoherent right now. Furious!!
Dick Fil-A
mizjenkins:
Sad news for lovers of waffle fries everywhere.
Yes, Chick-fil-A Says, We Explicitly Do Not Like Same-Sex Couples
Bet Chick-fil-A wishes this month would end. Over the past few weeks, the restaurant chain’s deep ties to the anti-gay movement have been exposed and uncovered by a number of activists, most notably Jeremy Hooper at Good As You. Whether it’s Focus on the Family, the...
http://nerdling.tumblr.com/post/2968957169 →
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nerdling:
thegoddessfoo:
nerdling:
thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo…
Wait!? How did you grow up in Texas and not learn to drive! What kind of job do you do now? If you don’t mind me asking.
My parents were the overprotective freaks who were convinced I’d kill myself if…
Omg that is crazy. That is nice that you get to...
Observations of a Nerd: thegoddessfoo replied to... →
thegoddessfoo:
nerdling:
thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo…
Wait!? How did you grow up in Texas and not learn to drive! What kind of job do you do now? If you don’t mind me asking.
My parents were the overprotective freaks who were convinced I’d kill myself if…
Omg that is crazy. That is nice that you get to relax with your little. I want...
thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo…
Wait!? How did you grow up in Texas and not learn to drive! What kind of job do you do now? If you don’t mind me asking.
My parents were the overprotective freaks who were convinced I’d kill myself if I drove, so they didn’t teach me. I was literally the ONLY kid in my driver’s ed...
thegoddessfoo replied to your post: thegoddessfoo replied to your post: 19 inches of…
Cool! I wish I was brave to just go for that.
I just really needed to get the fuck out of Waco. Otherwise I’d have been living at home and working for my parents forever. Besides, I can’t drive so I needed to go someplace with public transit!
thegoddessfoo replied to your post: 19 inches of snow on the ground and 33 degrees…
Wow, you are brave. Also how did you end up moving to NYC from Waco.
Brave? Hell, I even jaywalked the QB.
My sophomore year I came to NYC for a week with a big group from the theater department. I loved the city! I went on a bunch of auditions senior year but I suck and didn’t even come close to...
19 inches of snow on the ground and 33 degrees outside
Vs.
Cramps, kiddo waking up at 1am and refusing to go back in her crib, and tumblr showing me pictures of ice cream all day…
You’re damn right I just got bundled up and trudged across Queens Blvd to hit Baskin Robbins. I have no regrets!
Hi, lemme introduce myself...
Ok, so I’m an old and I went to bed just as everyone was starting to do this last night. My life, so glamorous! I’m Nerdling here, hillarym over on the ladyblog. I’m 32, married, and have a daughter who’ll be 2 in March. I grew up in Waco, Texas, and went to Baylor, then got the fuck out of there the second I graduated and have been in NYC ever since (currently in...
Good news in my inbox
raesh:
New goal: 50,000 signatures! Please forward this email Dear Rachel, Incredible! In just over a day, you and more than 23,000 Change.org members have spoken out against the imprisonment of Kelley Williams-Bolar for sending her kids into a safer neighboring school district. The message is clear: Ohio should be working to improve all schools, instead of punishing parents whose children are...
Reblog if there is a BAMF on your icon.
xfafafabulous:
turn-on-the-neon:
My dog.
Uh, ME.
My kiddo. She’s 3 weeks old in the picture, and will be 2 in March. She’s pretty badass, but not as badass as she thinks she is.
Republican Congressmen admit they monitor talk... →
cognitivedissonance:
jonathan-cunningham:
Our political system is controlled by unbelievably effective demagogues and liars. *sigh*
This is legitimately disturbing.
Oh of all the fucks!
The last name of one of my classmates is "Book."
housingworksbookstore:
booyahgrandmere:
I am in library school.
I got better! The newest Housing Works staffer to be handed the keys to the kingdom — store, gates, basement, sub-basement, glass cases full of valuable signed first editions — is Theresa Buchheister. Do you know what that means? That means Theresa Book-Thief! I laughed for 20 minutes when I found that out. BOOK THIEF!
When...
“Typing two spaces after a period is totally, completely, utterly, and inarguably...”
– The Millions : How Many Spaces After A Period? (via housingworksbookstore)
Be that as it may, you’re not supposed to put a space before a colon. *facepalm*
Goodnight, ladies, I’m off to read. Game of Thrones is addictive!
happypinkegg replied to your post: Venting here so I don’t go apeshit on some people…
Sometimes (most of the time) I have to just ignore controversial posts over there. Otherwise, I get too upset and have to remind myself that it’s only the internets. You are always welcome to vent on Tumblr =) I know I’ll listen.
Silly me, I didn’t even think it was gonna be a bitchfest. ...
maritsa replied to your post: Venting here so I don’t go apeshit on some people…
I knew that thread was going to explode. I agree completely with everything you just said. One of my friends told me she parks in the pregnant woman spots and I just gave her a dirty look.
candleofthought replied to your post: Venting here so I don’t go apeshit on some people…
Places...
Venting here so I don't go apeshit on some...
OK, what crawled up everyone’s ass over on the LB post about parking spots for women with difficult pregnancies? If you’re having a difficult pregnancy, why shouldn’t you qualify for the same short-term disability parking options as everyone else? No, I don’t agree that you should be able to park in No Parking zones if people with handicapped plates don’t get that...
Jellyfish Are the Dark Energy of the Oceans →
science:
It’s relatively common in science for a specific effect to be assigned a conventional cause, only for further measurements and calculations to find that the conventional cause can’t account fully for the effect. Far from being cause for panic, this is really a fantastic opportunity to discover exciting new facts about the world. For example, the conventional explanation for why the...
30 Day book challenge
Day 14: A picture of your favorite childhood book
Anne Shirley freaking rocks. I had the whole series when I was a kid. I loved that she was a freckly redhead just like me, though I never dyed my hair or tried to bleach my skin with lemon juice.
Day 15: A picture of your favorite picture books
These are both freakin’ adorable.
My dad just forwarded me an email about how North Dakota just had a Category 5 Blizzard but didn’t go crying to the government for assistance like those whiny welfare bishes in New Orleans. I hit reply all when sending him the snopes article debunking it (the email’s been going around since like 2006; they just keep changing the place and date). Not that he or any of his crazy...
“Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...”
– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via tulletulle)
Top Ten Terrible Things Done to Us by Sen. Joe... →
nwbtcw:
jonathan-cunningham:
10. Undermined Jeffersonian ideals by joining with George W. Bush to throw government money to religious organizations.
9. Revived, with Lynn Cheney, McCarthyite techniques in order to harass and intimidate university professors who dared attempt to explain the historical and political context for the rise of al-Qaeda and its attacks on the United States. He even...
Reblog if you live here!
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catsandscience:
WOOT.
I see what they did there. A script detects IP addresses and serves up the image corresponding to your hometown. Because catsandscience doesn’t live in New York. Otherwise I would don a gas mask and invite myself over for some wahn.
I was so confused by this for days - I kept going, “Wait, I’m 99% sure that so-and-so is not in...
No more Countdown?!?!?
But I love Keith Olbermann! WHAAAAAH! And I didn’t watch the show tonight and my speakers are fucked so I can’t watch the video of him signing off. What happened? Comcast, if this is your fault Imma cut you.
