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How the hell did she buy a puppy with shitty pay? I don’t understand the logic.
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Reblogging for the commentary. Oh, the hilarity!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ALL OF THESE RESPONSES! ALL OF THEM YOU GUYS!
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The puppy performed open-heart surgery on its own- You know what, everyone else has been hilarious before me, I’ve got...
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…BUT WHO WAS LOGIC.
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Good note. I’m new to the world of creating complete bullshit, so constructive criticism is always appreciated.
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…Um…why couldn’t the mother give her heart to the baby? That would give it the extra smack of sentimentality that these...
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The following is a completely true story.
After a woman had her baby, she decided to buy him a puppy that he could grow up with. The puppy would always sit by his crib and guard it.
The baby was born with an extremely rare heart condition, and eventually he needed a heart transplant. Since the mother couldn’t afford it on a lunch lady’s salary, she did her best to raise funds. None of her friends offered to help financially.
One day she came home from work and saw that the puppy had died, but her baby seemed fine. When the vet did an autopsy, he said the puppy was missing its heart. There was also some stitches on the baby’s chest.
The puppy gave its heart to save the baby.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR DOG!!!!
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
AND WHO DONATED THE OVARIES?!
The kid ate the dog’s heart, right? That’s what they’re suggesting?
CACKLING.
What, was the baby home alone? You’d think a babysitter would call if your dog died and someone was performing heart surgery on the kid.
